Bob Sawyer

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‘Scuse me, ossifer…

Got pulled over tonight. Thought it was for doing 49 in the 45 zone (wouldn’t put it past Duluth PD). But no. I have a headlight that’s burned out. Appreciate the notice, but could have done without the bright flashing lights in my eyes for 15 minutes while he ran...

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Verbing

Dear advertising execs and marketing types: Please stop turning nouns and adjectives into verbs. “Fun Harder”and “How do you Caribbean?” are just the most recent examples of this trend. Stop it. And while you’re at it, please learn the difference between “further” and “farther.” They are not interchangeable. That is...

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That Other Bob

Don’t click on this if you don’t like loud, full-on, melt-your-face rock.

fito

955 Snowmobiles

I don’t post much (publicly) about my workouts, because frankly, why should you care? But the site/app I use to log my workouts sent me “2014 Year in Review” email, wherein it was stated that, last year, I lifted the equivalent of 955 snowmobiles. I got a kick out of...